How Mathematicians Do It

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• Real Analysts do it continuously.
• Complex Analysts do it conformally and entirely.
• Point Set Topologists do it openly, but compactly.
• Combinatorists do it discretely.
• Statisticians do it robustly.
• Probabilists, we're not sure if they do it.
• Logicians do it consistently.
• Differential Topologists do it smoothly.
• Algebraic Topologists do it manifold ways.
• Algebraic Geometers scheme to do it without torsion.
• Differential Geometers do it rigidly with torsion.
• Numerical Analysts do it with arbitrary precision.
• Applied Mathematicians do it everywhere.
• Measure Theorists do it almost everywhere.
• Ergodic Theorists do it dynamically.
• Number Theorists do it in their prime.
• Group Theorists simply do it.
• Galois Theorists do it for love and honor.
• Field Theorists do it with unity.
• Set Theorists do it indeterminately.
• Recursion Theorists do it undecidedly.
• Proof Theorists do it correctly.
• Model Theorists do it completely.
• Constructivists do it directly.
• Algebraists do it categorically.
• Category Theorists do it polymorphously.
• Linear Algebraists do it indiscriminately.
• Search Theorists do it with infinitely divisible effort.
• Operations Researchers maximize performance and minimize resources.
• Software Analysts do it in RAM.
• Software Engineers do it with user friendly I/O.
• Pythagoras did it first.
• Markov did it with chains.
• Martingales do it without looking back.
• Fermat did it, but can't prove it.
• Norbert Wiener did it prodigiously.
• Gauss did it better than anyone.

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