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Кто бы мог подумать!

Russian
A man walks into a Russian airport and requests, in English:
"I want two tickets to Dublin."
The ticket clerk asks:
"Куда, блин?"
To which the customer replies:
"To Dublin!"

("Куда, блин" means roughly "Where, dammit?" (literally "Where, pancake?"), and "to Dublin" sounds like "Туда, блин", or, roughly, "There, dammit!")

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